Failure of Socialism: State always controlled by nastiest people;
Failure of Capitalism: Markets always rigged by nastiest people;
Failure of Libertarianism: Based on economic theory – formalized thoughtlessness (or Austrian economics – unformalized thoughtlessness);
Failure of Democracy: Citizens keep selling it for magic beans;
Failure of Anarchism: State gone, nastiest people still there;
Failure of Communism: Greedy people (often communists);
Failure of Distributism: Too late;
Solutions: Second Coming; robot uprising.